Clearly Helen Mirren Will Not Eat Her Heart Out Over My Young Ass

I can't post it here because it's copyrighted, but you really must look at these pictures of 63 year old Helen Mirren.  Damn woman.  I may never ever again complain about getting old.

This woman looks just wonderful, she looks in shape, and even in a bikini, she looks her age.

Woman crush.  Angelina should worry about my fidelity.